k1mkardashian:

#TeamPrettyPenis

coolfatcat:

cyberthug13:

citgo:

i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade

he was suspended for touching his oui oui 

god dammit

vevovevo:

youre the eye to my selener, the bun to my wiener

pizzaforpresident:

babyb0nez666:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

my names ashley…. lol

my apologies, babyb0nez666

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that Eva Longoria does cat food commercials?